Carol of the Bells
Carol of the Bells
Sorry, I don't have the headers. It came from Usenet ca '83.
THE BELL JINGLE
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(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
No more bells, no more bells,
Now it's A T T.
But what does divestiture,
Mean for you and me?
Oh,
No more bells, no more bells,
Now it's A T T.
Breaking up is hard to do
If you're an R O C.
On one, one, 84,
The brats come out to play,
Ma bell is no more,
They're going to make you pay.
Telephones still ring
With access fees galore.
You'll need a loan
For a dial tone.
And still they ask for more.
Oooh,
No more bells, no more bells,
Now it's A T T.
But what does divestiture
Mean for you and me?
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