Carol of the Bells

Carol of the Bells

Sorry, I don't have the headers. It came from Usenet ca '83.
		THE BELL JINGLE
		---------------
     	(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

	No more bells, no more bells,
	Now it's A T T.
	But what does divestiture,
	Mean for you and me?
	Oh,
	No more bells, no more bells,
	Now it's A T T.
	Breaking up is hard to do
	If you're an R O C.
	
	On one, one, 84,
	The brats come out to play,
	Ma bell is no more,
	They're going to make you pay.
	Telephones still ring
	With access fees galore.
	You'll need a loan
	For a dial tone.
	And still they ask for more.
	
	Oooh,
	No more bells, no more bells,
	Now it's A T T.
	But what does divestiture
	Mean for you and me?

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Bryan Dunlap / Physics Dept. / The Ohio State University