The requested document is totally fake.
No /asdfhjkl here.,
Even tried
multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm
just a web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying
to serve you a simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does
that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you
wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even
*know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just
cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web
server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show
anyway?
Just because I'm a web server,
and possibly a manic depressive one
at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to
do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can
and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks
anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be
replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web
servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole
with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.
I'm really sorry to burden
you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and
I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get
this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in
another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they
say,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures,
huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me
depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two
weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the
trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm
so depressed.